I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
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the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
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No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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