well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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