What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
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You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
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The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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