no. you can't hotbox the world.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
See, the Lortab wasn't working enough, so I thought "hey, vodka can speed that up! That's how science works!" Which probably should've been my indication that the Lortab was in fact working
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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