WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
You know, be my cock's hype man.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
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So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
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the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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