We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
We were destined to go to rehab together
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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