Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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