Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
time to smoke my breakfast
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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