they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
Randomize
