dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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