I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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