My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
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