i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
Randomize
