After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
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He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
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We have so much sex to catch up on
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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