I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
So, I woke up to an empty bottle of scotch and a dead car. The last thing I remember are the strippers being mad at me. Awesome night.
Feels good to be wearing underwear again though...
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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