It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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