I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
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The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
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I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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