I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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