So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
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Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
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