We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
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She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
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she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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