Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
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the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
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People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
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