Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
My balls are so social today.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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