I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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