you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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