Non-Jews are for practice
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
FUCK WHALES
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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