its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
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My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
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You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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