you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
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