To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
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