If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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