PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
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I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
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When did angry sex become our thing?
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
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