I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
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You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
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How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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