4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
I'm sooo using this pickup line: "Baby, its not the 2.5 inches... Its the 200 pounds behind it"
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
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