I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
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i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
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my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
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