Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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