She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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