She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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