im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
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dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
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you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
After last night, I think I need a service animal to monitor the life choices I make when I'm inebriated. A monkey, or a clever dog. Or a really assertive parrot.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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