how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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