whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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