I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
Say something about gay babies.
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
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That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
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Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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