i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
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