Those balls look pretty dangerous.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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