So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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