Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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