how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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