i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
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I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
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He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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