its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
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I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
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It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
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