Fuck u you updated twitter but didn't answer my text
I know you're alive
I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
She's just so happy...and so naked.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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