Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Randomize
