So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
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Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
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I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
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