My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
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