Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
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I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
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If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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