Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
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