Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Randomize
