When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
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Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
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took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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