Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
i just google imaged poop.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
I enjoy the company of your penis
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