You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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