You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
you had me at cake vodka
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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