Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
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Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
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Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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