Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
They took my balls.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
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